I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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