I must be too annoying 4 u.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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