lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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