Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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