But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He shit in the fireplace
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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