Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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