Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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