Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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