If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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