so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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