She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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