dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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