the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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