Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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