I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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