We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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