seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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