I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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