just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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