My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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