Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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