piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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