Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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