I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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