I like to think it a success when the cops are called
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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