She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
zippers are such a cool invention
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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