So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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