she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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