haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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