I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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