My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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