I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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