She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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