Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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