haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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