C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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