your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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