So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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