We're facebook friends in real life
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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