The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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