so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
