Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Randomize
