belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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