i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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