well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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