I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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