i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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