New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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