my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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