On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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