Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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