I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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