Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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